Sure-fire weight loss plan

Having trouble with those last ten stubborn pounds? I've stumbled across a plan sure to bring about rapid results with only a few major side effects* With this plan, you're sure to lose anywhere between 5 and 20 punds within a week. Yes, a week - and with little to no effort on your part Too good to be true, you say?! It worked for me. My secret...the flu. To increase your chances of contracting the flu, reduce the frequency of your hand-washing. If you really want to up the ante, spend time around little children (they're just like germ bags!) There's nothing quite like the flu to stifle your appetite. With little food intake and days of sleep, the pounds melt away. *side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, fever, headaches, diarrhea, dehydration, body aches, chills, lethargy The flu can not be treated wtih antibiotics. So, once you contract it, you're sure to have a week's worth of misery, I mean rapid weight loss.